Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Yaar.. mera kuch karne ka mann kar raha hai .. but samajh nahi aa raha ki kya karun. Let me write here some jokes.. may be my occasional readers would get a good laugh..

Santa's wife gives birth to a baby-girl, after many years of their marriage. But Santa is not happy about this.
Santa to his wife: Mujhe beta chahiye tha
Santa's wife to Santa: Chupp baitho.. tumhare sahare rehti toh yeh bhi nahi hoti!!

Beti, phone par apni Maa se shaadi ke 2 din baad: Maa.. Maa.. aaj meri inse bahut badi lagai ho gai..
Maa: Arre beti, shaadi ke baad miya - biwi main jhagade toh hote rehte hain..
Beti: Arre wo sab toh theek hai, ab yeh batao ki is laash ka kya karna hai!!!

Santa Banta jaa rahe the, paas se ek sundar ladaki gujari..
Santa: Kya maal hai..
Banta: Haan maal se dhyaan aaya, bhabhi ke kya haal hai??

Katil apne Lawyer se: Har haal main koshish karna ki mujhe umr-kaid ki sazaa ho, fansi nahi..
Lawyer: Bilkul.
AFTER THE COURT
Katil: Kya hua?
Lawyer: Badi mushkil se umr-kaid dilai hai.. wo saala judge toh tumhe riha karne pe tula tha!!

Santa to Banta: Ek aadmi ke haath main 6 fingers the, aur log use Rumjhum bulate the.. batao kyun?
Banta (after thinking a lot): Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki uska naam Rumjhum tha!!!

Santa ne 1 Chinese ladaki se shaadi ki aur wo 1 saal baad mar gai. Santa bahut dukhi ho raha tha.
Aise main Banta: Dukhi mat ho yaar.. China ka maal tha, kitne dil chalta.

Give a little thought to this sentence:
'The first man, who discovered Cow-milk, whoever he was, what the hell was he trying to do with the Cow.'

Gaur farmaiye.... Arz kiya hai.... "Jungle main sapere been liye baithe hain... jungle main sapere been liye baithi hain... Saap aur bhi kameene hai, doorbeen liye baithe hai"

Chalo aaj ke liye itna kafi hai.. milte hain fir ;)