Thursday, October 20, 2011

Mehbooba k pyar me mar gya Peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Ltr

Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist,
My name is Khan and I m not a terrorist

Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Maine Gate Khola, Chokidar bola AaL IZZ WELL...

Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kabu,
1 chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu...

Tum bin hum kaise ji payenge,
"Ayenge, Mere Karan Arjun ayenge"

Call karne se pehle balance jachna,
"Basanti in kutto k saamne mat nachna".